onlinebeast:

puppymush:

bigbrownbat:

Shock me like an electric 

pseudomantis:

What the fuck

ampervadasz:

jimmyhoffathecat:

The Grinning Smiler

cryptotheism:

The most beautiful effeminate monk with the cutest most demure Femboy tonsure has been thrown from the bell tower for being too servile and doe-eyed.

ceruleanfuckup:

Reblogs were disabled so here you go

superhyperfastcars:

my-hobby-is-finding-the-source:

seihoney:

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source any clue what the OG image is?

I couldn’t find the author, but I got to what I believe is the original image:

Hm… Anyway, here’s a video by acclaimed Twitch streamer and YouTuber hbomberguy:

biglawbear:

only-tiktoks:

This… Puts it in amazing terms.

Like $250,000 to me is a house. A whole ass house. Paid off, no mortgage.

And to a billionaire it’s the equivalent of me buying a fancy iced coffee.

Damn.

anagram-for-mongo:

despazito:

andyouwillneverleave:

apparently computers do dream of electric sheep

I’m glad that my hard drive dying got 79k funnyman points

@marim-bruh

theomenroom:

biggaybunny:

My favorite gag is mixing up the distinction between oft confused terms. Like, oh no, it’s quite simple: stalactites have hit the earth’s surface but stalagmites are found in space. Meteorites can be distinguished by their round snouts and asteroids by their sharper snouts. Oh, and remember: crocodiles hang from the ceiling. It’s alligators that point up from the ground.

ALT

megan-renee:

obsessed

electrificata:

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

casgirl:

The littlest things we know to be small = debut literary fiction

The dark wife: thriller, adapted into a Hulu original

The mailman’s niece = historical fiction

The mailman of Warsaw = also historical fiction but about war

The gate of wind = fantasy

The gate of wind and bones = young adult fantasy

A gathering of pelicans = mystery, part of a long running series that takes up a whole shelf at the library

The Group Project Partner Gambit = romance with a cartoon cover

Wendy Jenkins is Scared of Commitment = romance with a cartoon cover of gay people